Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML
Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, at work I was told I'd be working over Christmas because I don't drink. Apparently if you're tee-total, you're not entitled to spend time with your family and are incapable of having fun. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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Top comments
Allie614032 34
So say no... you're not obligated to drive them anywhere.
Madrias 36
Simple solution: Drive them to the party, then leave. Turn off your phone and screw them over. They can call a cab to get home.
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Comments (31)
Autism92 5
If you plan on driving them back, maybe make them sit on a full bed of coal.
darkshadus 10
Simple solution don't show up, if they complain tell them " Well I wasn't invited" screw them
greatkate2020 14
You can say no.
sharond23 10
Good grief...just say no. What's wrong with you???
DanielleinDC 34
How'd you get roped into that? If you aren't allowed to enjoy the party, and you aren't being paid, **** 'em. They can call a cab/Uber/Lyft, or they can figure out how to get home on their own.
1gullible_bugger 34
If just drive them and start drinking.. Oops.
GUYMAINE 16
That's your fault