Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML
Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, I left the house to DoorDash and remembered that I forgot to get gas last night. I had just enough gasoline to make it to Costco for better prices. It wasn’t until I pulled in that I realized I'd left my wallet at home. I have approximately two miles of gas left. FML
Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
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dinosxxrawr 22
gas prices are ridiculous. if the place is real. please share.
Ambient25 25
#16 I know the perfect cliff for you
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Comments (186)
breadstickez 5
It's $3.31 here right now.
Summoner_T3L 15
I think you misunderstood "follow your dreams" OP haha
lj1207 6
It's still $3.25 in Texas.
jjmiller1001 17
$3.35 in Pennsylvania. but in days gone buy it was 75 cents a gallon
Mallamouse 9
Gas prices here are $3.12
TurquoiseJesus 15
Here in Texas that price is fairly common. I couldn't imagine paying over $4 like some places.
Sputnikspak 13
Jeez. It's like $5.75 here.
Maren61 10
Hahahaha!
thorn0014 3
In my area that is expensive, right now it is $3.18 at the most expensive one
Enslaved 38
There's an App for that. I go on "GasBuddy" and don't waste gas or time looking for it. Cheapest is $3.35 (regular) at the "Circle K" love my Jetta! Pump up and get a Slushy? It'll be a good day!