Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML
Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, I left the house to DoorDash and remembered that I forgot to get gas last night. I had just enough gasoline to make it to Costco for better prices. It wasn’t until I pulled in that I realized I'd left my wallet at home. I have approximately two miles of gas left. FML
Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
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dinosxxrawr 22
gas prices are ridiculous. if the place is real. please share.
Ambient25 25
#16 I know the perfect cliff for you
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Comments (186)
juwood 7
Up here in Canada, it's $1.28 per liter. I would be thankful.
oddball1972 10
Why would you dream of paying such a high amount for gas ??
ashhleyrenne 4
My area was $2.99 but that was costumer appreciation day, it went up to $3.15, but compared to stone of these were lucky!
lthompson303 1
Move to Rock Hill, South Carolina! Gas price here is $3.11. No joke!
RensM 22
Anybody living the US has no right complaining about fuel prices. Regular 91 octane currently does 2 NZD per liter here in New Zealand that is 6 USD per US gallon. The us has one of the lowest fuel prices in the western world and yet are the only ones starting wars over it.
jayleensmama 14
Where do you live? I paid 3.24 this morning.
macromaniac9 12
It is real! I live in NJ and The lowest I paid this week was $3.23
LyraAlluse 25
Gas is pretty cheap here at about $3.20/gal.
Angie9443 4
It's 3.25 where I live, an i drive a hybrid (meh). So worth it though!
chinagirl3343 8
Here in Louisiana it's 3.19 :-D