Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML
Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML
Today, I met my teacher after school to talk about a paper on which he gave me a low grade. I told him that I felt it was wrongly graded and he agreed. He lowered my score. FML
Today, I confirmed that my professor hates me. Weeks ago, I failed a paper for the first time, so I went to my professor, apologized profusely, and discussed my revision plan. I got his approval on my conclusions and added all the details he suggested. I then submitted my paper. I got my grade this morning: C-. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
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flockz 20
take a shit on his desk.
rocker_chick105 31
Rewrite it, the stick it in a drawer in his desk, and tell him you found it. Trust me, he'll be sorry
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Comments (92)
Fmlsea 28
Oh he should win teacher of the year , they let that dumbass teach poor society .
Ugi 27
There's many reasons why teachers might ask for hand-written work. It's necessary to learn to actually write for one thing and it takes much more planning and structure to write in a medium that has no spell-checker and can't be "cut & paste"d quite so easily. However, if you put the time and effort into handwriting a significant piece, might I suggest that you scan or at least copy it before you hand it in another time? A photo on a 'phone camera would be enough to allow you to reproduce it with minimal effort should you need to.
Ugi 27
PS obviously your teacher is an ass and you should not accept that without complaint, but still never trust your only copy of something to anyone if you can possibly avoid it.
Lisa1993_fml 1
Not a good person. Report him
Okayitwasme 0
A low mark is better than no mark!! Get writing.
DarkAtom 0
take a piss on his desk
bubo_fml 11
"Several weeks ago?" Quick turn around time for test results?
Nashiq 8
had the same problems in college. some profs are just dicks. take it to the dean. tape recorders work wonders if you ask him about it with it running.
LennyComa 39
He is so fired
catmcross 7
from now on always have several trusted witnesses with u when u meet thrusting professor. that way any shit talkin he does could mean his job. then u can lol in his stupid unemployed face
imboredneedfun 1
my teacher looses my work to but she says she never got it and tells me to do it again im refusing next time