Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
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Top comments
Calaura9 0
Your husband is imature and cares more about appearances than your feelings. Deny him sex and anything else he may like until he changes this.
mynameisjohn19 0
Wow what a jerk. He obviously hasn't matured enough if he's still seeking approval from everyone who went to your high school.
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Comments (135)
9az00 0
I'm sorry, but your husband is a loser for caring about what people from high school think about him now
ajlardner 0
FACEBOOK=SRS BZNESS
Knight05 0
el oh el
quiddity 0
I would have slapped him. D:
TotallyAwesome 0
Are you hot now?
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
wow. DUMP HIM! hahh jk. talk some sense into that biotch[:
skullbuster 0
I'm trying really hard to say something original here, but really, Facebook? Nothing good can come of this thing people. Join me in my fight against the urge to overshare inappropriately with distant acquaintances on the internet.
kellster 2
Um, ditch his ass, hon.
scarymaryisepic 0
UUHHHH super lame. geeks are the best! find out his password and change it yourself. thats just shitty.
love21_fml 0
What a ******* douchebag.