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Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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ROFL, all the guys in the comments say she was probably dressing like a tramp. All the girls think the guy is a jerk.

you look like a fool with those buns

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bowiekahei 3

op's bf is quite sweet!!lol

Take a shit in his shoes

FHL for having a gf who cant take a joke

where were you going? TO a strip club?

fhl for having a gf that cant take a joke

what he meant to say was you look like a million mcdoubles now that's alot of money lol

BIRDWATCHERS. Save hours sitting around waiting to see which species land on your birdtable. Simply mix the food with rat poison and hey presto - dozens of birds laying around the foot of the table for you to inspect and tick off in your book at leisure.

Today, my amazing girlfriend of 2 years asked me how she looked before our date. Sarcasticly, I told her that she looked fine but just not to go out in public. I thought she could take a joke because she already knew I thought she was beautiful. she ran away crying. FML

that's how it should of went

SHOE BOMBERS. Increase your payload by becoming a clown.

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well then..