Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I applied for my first job. I didn't know how to write a resume, so I copied and pasted one from someone else and reworked it. I got on the bus, handed it in, and left. Then I remembered I forgot to change the contact info and date. FML
Today, I wrote an email for a job offer. I checked it, double-checked it, triple-checked it, and then sent it. It's only THEN that I realised my CV wasn't attached. FML
Today, I realized I sent over 2 dozen job applications with my dating profile word doc instead of my resume. FML
Today, I sent my resumé to a former coworker to get some pointers, except that I sent it to his old work email account and now my boss knows I’m looking for a new job. FML
Today, I think I've figured out why I haven't had any replies to my job applications, or just weird ones. I was sending them from an old email address, which is something like "69_party_dude_420@…" (that's not the actual address, so don't @ me!) instead of my professional one, which is listed on my CV. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML
Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again, saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML
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Top comments
xerikax3 0
Hahah that is funny. Just wait for however long they keep the application on file and send in another one.. they won't know it's the same person since you're not really Bob Brown.
ptellini 7
Great attention to detail.
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Comments (58)
hnz 13
you can always resend
sjisje 0
just send a new one.
russianspy1234 11
send your real one, from a different email address so they dont think youre a moron.
rafiki19 1
I hope you get it ! :D
lovely_day 0
YOU GOT ME A JOB? sweet dude thanks!!
pixxies 0
oh stink ay, youll be right just send in a new one, go otago. xx
BallinJ 0
how is this a fml? just send your actual one.
lovesamystery 0
move to 123 sunshine street and change you name (;
Rheannon 0
Good for him. gah so selfish. ;)
mollylollypops 0
hahahaha