sandra
Trondheim, Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
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crazycountry 17
I tried to do that to my ex and being the asshole that he is he gave me a bunch of excuses why it wasn't fair play.
danceinconverse 25
Ha! I always say this too. Some guys may actually be genuinely into it, but most only want it because most girls DON'T want it, so it's a "challenge". I just don't understand how you can ask someone "Hey, I know you have a hole literally designed for a penis that you actually enjoy having my penis in, and I like that too, but I'd love to put it in the hole you have that's NOT designed for a penis, so it'll really hurt you, and won't give you much pleasure at all. Plus we may get shit everywhere. Literal shit. Sound good?"
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Xion0014 20
You could've just asked to finger his asshole instead? I think it's a fair trade xD My boyfriend lets me if he really wants me to do anal for him. Sometimes it feels good. With a guy if you really want to make him feel what you feel i guess you can stick 4 fingers in there? I wouldn't but if you want him in pain then do that.
Justagirl97 9
honestly, my bf loves anal so much he'd agree to that. XD
silverkaast 9
Yeah. . men are heavily stigma laden on the topic. if a man takes it in the ass, it emotionally devalues who he was raised to believe he is based on the social constructs of gender. and whether or not you think they should change for the better, you can't expect a person to change into somebo5different overnight.
sk8erd 15
i'm probably gonna get downvoted. and I don't care lol. But I totally agree with your boyfriend :p
AScooterman 12
You rock!!
JCX2 23
I wouldn't really consider this an FML, as you got him to decide not to do something that sounds like you weren't all that interested in doing.
atlien247 16
For the ladies insisting that turnabout is fair play, does it have to be of comparable size?
leogachi 15
@102 I'd say it depends on what your girl's body size is compared to hers plus how big you are. If you are significantly larger than she is and have the equipment to match, she would get to use a pretty large strap-on on you so that the ratio is the same.
leogachi 15
@131 Compared to yours, not hers.
smartsamsam 13
Hahaha! Superb..You are smart!
CallMeWindSock 24
Do you expect him to put tampons in his ass when you're on your period too? Why do you think every aspect of sex has to be completely reciprocal?
Aiya424 16
What do tampons have to do with sex?
swtcontradiction 11
Because then it would be one-sided...
meghanclean 17
Just remind him where his g spot is :)