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sandra Trondheim, Norway 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

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crazycountry 17

I tried to do that to my ex and being the asshole that he is he gave me a bunch of excuses why it wasn't fair play.

danceinconverse 25

Ha! I always say this too. Some guys may actually be genuinely into it, but most only want it because most girls DON'T want it, so it's a "challenge". I just don't understand how you can ask someone "Hey, I know you have a hole literally designed for a penis that you actually enjoy having my penis in, and I like that too, but I'd love to put it in the hole you have that's NOT designed for a penis, so it'll really hurt you, and won't give you much pleasure at all. Plus we may get shit everywhere. Literal shit. Sound good?"

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Karolus_Rex 2

That's disgusting. By doing that you'd be stripping him of his masculinity. That's not a woman's place. He should wise up and dump you.

Nerdgurl86 18

Some people are so closed minded. Anal is not that bad at all, most men just don't know how to do it properly.

terrance1310 8

Well played OP, well played.

Raze_Roze 7

He's missing out on both ends.

paulandrew18 1

Also, this whole scenario is in an episode of keeping up with the Kardashians.

withmeall 3

i don't catch the tone of this being an FML at all--I think that was ******* brilliant op! Clever and awesome ;)

JohnSmith01 10

Sandra, I understand your position on the matter, but if you didnt want to do it you should have just said no.

CougeeSwagg 19

Where is his sense of adventure? Pleasure is pleasure and how you achieve it has nothing to do with sexuality, only your comfort level with your own sexuality.

MrKrinkle86 3

It's only fair! I'd do it for my girl.