Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
Today, I was squeezed through an overly-crowded hallway down to my psychologist's. There, I sat in an overly-crowded waiting room to see him, next to an obese woman and an insane man. I finally entered the smaller-than-a-closet room. My reason for seeing a psychologist? Claustrophobia. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
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Top comments
JocelynKaulitz 28
This would be the perfect chance to show that closet monster who's boss!
WCARlover 35
People don't realize how scary stuff like that can be to a person...
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Comments (124)
Evie_fml 14
He sounds charming. Ditch him.
Blackcats_fml 2
Do ever let them know your fears because that just makes them want to do for a laugh! :(
madmominaminivan 2
Sweetheart, he is either really immature or a total jerk. Either way it is time to dump him for boyfriend version 2.0. You deserve better than that.
linkinpark98 24
I don't really know why, but your picture gives me the creeps.
mintstashinurtea 5
rofl, that coming from a rainbow being upchucked made me laugh xD
UrAverageBrat 10
Yup, that's a keeper..
alexisssssssss 0
Same thing happened to me OP sorry to hear that
linkinpark98 24
Your boyfriend threw you in the closet and your still together? 0_o Or am I misinterpreting what your saying?
meruu_2005 1
Dump him then kick him in the balls
Rainbow_dumpster 28
I can't understand why women like OP would hook up with douchebag losers. I'd call the cops and press charges.
KiddNYC1O 22
Think, big, open spaces. Big, open spaces. Big, WIDE, open spaces.
theonlysweetpea 10
#94 I see what you did there! OP, you need to beat the living hell out of him, press charges then dump his sorry ass!
avaniazure8 9
You mean your exboyfriend, right?
mintstashinurtea 5
ydi for dateing that dbag in the first place.