Today, for the sixteenth day in a row, my husband slept in the guest room because he doesn't want to disturb the dogs once they've fallen asleep on our bed, so they don't hate him. FML
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Today, my roommate's dogs dictate where I sleep. When my roommate doesn't work, I get to stay in my bedroom. When he does work, I have to go into the living room because they will bark at me simply because I exist until he comes back. I'm already an insomniac; loud dogs are a little overkill. FML
Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML
Today, my dogs have coordinated a T-formation as I lay down to sleep. Essentially cutting me off 80% of the bed. Too tired to fight, too annoyed to sleep. FML
Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not because he gets nightmares, but because he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, my ex is sleeping in the basement for a few days until he can find a new place. All three of my cats would rather snuggle with him on the couch, even though two of them hate each other. None want to be with me. FML
Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, I've been trying to train the cats not to sleep on the bed, which is hard because they all adore my husband. I woke up in the middle of the night to him sleeping on his stomach and all three lying on him, staring daggers at me. FML
Today, my fiancé, my two-year-old, and my dog are all sleeping peacefully next to me in our new king-sized memory foam bed. It's 2:15 in the morning. Why am I not sleeping? Because they all snore, one right after the other. It's like an endless song of snoring. FML
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masmalaque 21
Why do you keep letting your dogs sleep with you if this has happened 15 times already?!
Kieranr10 23
Couldn't u sleep in the guest room as well?
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Comments (35)
RichardPencil 32
He's lying. The dogs are not the mammals he's avoiding.
blacklightening 11
Savage!!!
homtravel 10
Caesar Milan to the rescue !
dragoongirl90 34
Excuses much?
epiccrazy 15
There's more to this, I highly doubt that's why he's sleeping in the guest room... That's just an excuse
aggoden_bed 9
Tell him that the dogs might not hate him but you will.
thebundu 4
Did you, at any point, say something like he was disturbing the dogs when he tried to get in bed with you? Have you inadvertently prioritised the dogs over him at any point? It is possible that you hurt the guy somewhere, and weren't listening when he tried to tell you. You could use reaching out to him and asking him. Many women don't realise that men have feeling too. I have been there. Or, if it is not something that you did, perhaps you could tell him that this is hurting you, and would like to work with him to build the intimacy back. And, for heaven's sake, don't share your marriage with dogs or anything else. Whatever you put on your bed, you are sharing your marriage with it/him/her, and that space needs to belong to just you two.
OhPuhleeze 23
Me thinks that the hubby is making excuses not to sleep with you cuz he boom boom someone else already someplace else. I see you're from QLD and It gets a bad name only because of people in Logan. Also on an unrelated notes people who call Brissy Brisvegas should at least look up Vegas on YouTube.
hoponpip 20
uh don't let your dogs on the bed??? have them sleep in a dog bed!
soulreaper12296 28
Some people like their dogs sleeping with them. Our dog sleeps with my parents and the one we used to have slept with me.
Nissi 17
Uh, no. Kick the dogs out. Your bed is for you and your husband.