Today, for the second week in a row, my brother woke me up in the small hours of the morning begging me to help him figure out the math problem to turn off his phone's stupid-ass app alarm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I installed an alarm app on my phone. Turns out, to unlock the phone and get the ringing to stop, I have to answer a maths question. It took me ten minutes to get it right. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML
Today, my phone alarm didn't go off this morning. Furious, I spent ten minutes complaining about technology before realizing I'd carefully set the alarm for 7:00 PM instead of 7:00 AM. The technology was actually innocent for once. FML
Today, I'm an insomniac. My husband knows this but still woke me up throwing a fit because he lost a round on his stupid fucking cellphone game. He has to watch a 15 second ad for another life; meanwhile, I’ll be lucky if I fall back asleep before the sun comes up. FML
Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3 a.m., screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Today, after sacrificing multiple weekends to help my kid brother with his various projects, I asked him to help me with one of mine. He nearly blew up at the thought of losing an evening of his free time on a simple task, so I postponed it to later, which means never. FML
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goldensh0wer69 3
Whatever, math is hard.
gracehi 33
I have that app. Show him how to lower the math difficulty setting on the alarm... I don't doubt your ability to figure it out, but your brother is clearly too stupid to do it himself.
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Comments (127)
dabeast15 7
Just make him delete the app?
devore504 7
Have never heard it called small hours.
devore504 7
how does this get down voted? I think if I said the sky was blue y'all would vote it down
KeannaLove 32
44/69- It's how it goes on this site. Sometimes you have good ones, sometimes you have bad ones. Don't take it personally.
miroslavracer 0
take out the batter that's what I do ha
whiteboy896 9
someone doesn't know how to take the battery out of their phone.
LadyGore 12
You can't on an iPhone. You people are noobs.
CharresBarkrey 16
70 - Nowhere in this FML does it say the phone is an iPhone. The market has math alarm apps, too.
doglover100 29
Make him delete the app.
meagy 6
Why wouldn't he use a calculator?
CanCann 16
Brotherly bonding and learning math. Your mother must be proud! I have that app. Perhaps I should use it sometimes.
nutellaisawesome 5
Just delete the app
FlyingPie 17
2 + 2 = 5 for large values of 2.
JustFMLME 7
First, I hate stupid people who just decide to rely on someone then just study, if they cant ask for help, They need to read a mathbook then do 20 problems for a day possibly? and then when the test comes boom he gets an A.
SenselessPattern 12
You're spending way too much time on math, I think. Maybe an English textbook would be more helpful?