Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML
Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
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Top comments
Rockyio 0
Well...at least the purse loves you
redbluegreen 41
At least you know she has your number. Why haven't you called her?
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Comments (75)
thaShit 0
The Dare does that sometimes.
TNEBlover 0
try calling her once in awhile bud
heatherrrx 0
wow, that sucks. why don't you guys talk?
doctor_itsmylife 3
hey, it means your on speed dial, but she doesnt have the courage :))
Luckster 0
I feel for you. I call her and call her and call her and she never picks up. I called her like 50 times on Mother's Day and she still never picked up. My last phone call with my sister told me that Mom thinks I'm a terrible child because I never said 'happy mother's day' to her. Rage ensued.
TheGasMaskGuy 0
You should have called her back! Sorry to here.
bellstrange 0
well maybe if you were a good child your mom would actually call you instead of ignoring you. there's always a good reason for these things.
malcolm1919 0
Sounds like your a broken condom
Penguinophile 0
At least the purse loves you.
banzai314 0
Thats sad