Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Top comments
Wizardo 34
Dodge a bullet and don't let it go on for more than 2 months OP, end it now for your benefit.
firefighter925 18
Too soon? yea maybe too soon..
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Comments (157)
mattlw 25
Calling you a queer because you love her... Seems legit.... Get rid of that chick.
JEHughes 13
Saying I love you after only two months? Little quick on the gun don't you think?
iwadasn 33
Telling her that after just two months makes you deserve any kind of crazy response you get.
80skid 15
Not to defend her, but two months is a little soon to tell someone you love them.
dejahree 7
Hahahahahaha you're dating a 15yr old
Neligee 9
Two months? Your just like her !
citawita 4
There's no set time when you're supposed to be in love in a relationship. No one can tell you what you're feeling about someone. I speak from experience. Still that's a stupid response.
Bicko2004 25
Just when you think you know someone well enough to let your guard down...
heathz 9
:0)
missadoodikins 9
So you said I love you and you're queer. Is she a guy? Either way, time to bail.