Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Heads up
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Furious
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
To be fair and balanced…
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Top comments
Sazula 2
That just means you don't talk on Facebook much. Get over it
signe_fml 0
Exactly. When I want to talk to my spouse, I use my voice, not Facebook.
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Comments (86)
ron_burgundy 0
facebooks lame. you see your husband everyday anyways. How would a website know how much or how little you see a person in REAL LIFE
Wabodabodayo32 0
this is the worst FML I have ever read! So what if you don't talk to your husband on facebook. I got the same message about my husband.. what's funny is we connected amazingly last night!!
OlieBaby1625 0
uhm duhh. you live with him. and talk to him in person. I would hope. so I really don't think you need to connect with him on facebook. get a life and spend some time with your husband. your life doesn't suck, you're just bored.
Justinboi123 0
lmao
amyybooFML 0
hahahaha you gotta love facebook :)
LoosechangeX 0
Wow OP get a life this is not a FML if you don't like that facebook told you to reconnect then go kill yourself but really that is not a FML and no one cares so don't post stupid crap like that.
urmomsboobs 0
lame!
urmomsboobs 0
lame!
Kirboose 1
I love the ******** commenters on fml... OP - It can only be a good thing. Atleast youre not an annoying fb couple.