Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
What's on your mind?
Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML
Unapproving
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
RIP x 2
Today, my mother-in-law passed away. She wasn’t even cold yet when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. Apparently, only her mother guilt-tripping her kept us together the last few years, but now she’s dead, she’s dumping my ass. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Bigmouth strikes again and again
Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML
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Miss_Chevious 37
Talk about monster in law...
Gemini907 18
People can be so insensitive. I'm sorry for your loss.
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Comments (100)
SmittyJA24 26
I'm surprised that cold bitch even made an appearance.
xluciferx666 21
Should have gone up to her and whispered there's always room for one more body in the cemetery
yosico22 16
Grieving and posting during a funeral? Hmmm... Makes me wonder
watermelon_bae 15
I hope you're husband/partner or you both give your mother-in-law a good talking to. No one should have to put up with that added baggage especially after the death of a dear loved one. I'm sorry for your loss and hope that your mother-in-law realizes her mistake.
McDerp 11
Who would click ydi on this, no one ever deserves something like that, sorry for your loss.
saidoh_fml 26
Opening the FML with "today during my father's funeral" is an automatic YLS. Sorry for your loss op.
simsgirlgem 25
What an awful woman even if it was hitler or bin laden you show respect to the family and keep your mouth shut
Ace4Of4Spades4 11
When she dies say something at her funeral.
helptheorphans 17
Probably a gold digger
wheelchairchick 11
wow that's evil