Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized I had no where to put my phone. Running out of time, I tucked it in the front of my dress and got on stage. I should have put it on silent first. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I was at work as a musician, sitting on a piano bench. Suddenly, I found myself at eye-level with the piano, dumped on the floor by the broken bench, with my legs splayed out. I felt like I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt to work - but the audience members all disagreed. FML
Today, during an important music audition, I fudged everything up and forgot half the lyrics of the song I was performing, so I just sort of tailed off into embarrassed silence on stage. It was an original song, I wrote the lyrics myself. All the lady could say was, "Good luck next year, dear." FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
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that_one_guy 0
Well, did you finish?
ohmygolly 0
#1, Jesus Christ man, there are some things you just don't talk about in public!
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King_of_Kings_2 0
#18 i guess we chat with these comments.
King_of_Kings_2 0
#19 i am from the blue blood streets of Boston
nah_fml 0
#23 interesting.. :)
King_of_Kings_2 0
#21 im just gonna say one last thing to you. the comment section isn't just for commenting on the FML. people talk and have conversations here in the comments section. and to the people i talk to on here, i just wanted to let them know that its me King_of_Kings. this is just a back up account. thats all i was doing. and yes i agree with you about private inbox, but not a lot of people would give out their info on a public site like this. so, we just chat in the comments.
King_of_Kings_2 0
#24 do you have a myspace? if so, feel free to shoot me a friend request. my myspace is myspace.com/thebestwhoeverlived
RFK_fml 0
Sorry, I wasn't paying close attention. You grabbed a pianist?!
nah_fml 0
#26 myspace aint working.. you on facebook?
winterxair 0
That's sooooooo awkward.
King_of_Kings_2 0
yeah. i use facebook a lot.
carebear 0
I agree with #21. and to king of kings... your current sn is king_of_kings_2 i think we can figure it out...