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lulinator Saskatoon, Canada

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

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OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.

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"Family game" Well there's your problem.

llamarrama01 21

I had to explain to my friend what smegma is during that game.

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Uh. FYI completely for playing cards against humanity with your family.

It's YDI genius. FYI means "for your information"

Or just put the South Park episode on which explains it.

Its never a good idea to play cards with your family.

BlackFire4890 16

wow just wow...

You think that's bad? I had to explain smegma to my parents.

This is when you cue up urban dictionary and let them read it themselves.

I experienced the same situation on New Years. The only difference: it was my grandmother I had to explain it to and my grandfather, aunt, cousin, boyfriend, both parents, all my siblings, and cousin's new fiancé I was just meeting for the first time were all playing as well.

lol this is why youre not suppose to play cards against humanity with your parents....things just get awkward and weird

Well if that isn't awkward XD

You totally deserved it. Who even plays that game with their parents?!