Today, driving home, I got bored and started debating how I know this is reality and not just a dream, even though dreams often seem real. The answer came quickly; in my dreams, I work normal hours and have time for things like hanging out with friends, and having a girlfriend. FML
metalwolf tells us more.
metalwolf 17
The problem isn't really organizing my time. Ideally I would like to get to sleep right when I get home and wake up in the early afternoon, but usually I fall asleep in the afternoon and wake up just a bit before I need to go to work again. Speaking of, I should be asleep right now.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Sad panda.
WCARlover 35
I'll be your girlfriend OP, cause my work hours suck too haha
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Comments (128)
FilleNoir 21
This FML sucks! FML for reading it!
TylerDirty 15
Maybe this is just a dream which is trying to fool you into thinking its real life? or maybe real life are actually dreams, and dreams are more real then what we think dreams are? 0.0 ahh my head hurts
CyberPunkTink 0
Sounds like something jack sparrow would say while waving his arms around
gracehi 33
63, I wish I could thumb up comments on the mobile version, because that made me LOL! I can SO see Jack Sparrow doing just that!
mk58 31
66, you can thumb comments up on the mobile version... I'm on it right now.
gracehi 33
What? How? I see no icon.
KiddNYC1O 22
FML official is not the only app, there are other cheap ones. Maybe 67 is stricken by one.
caybree 0
FML official is free
KiddNYC1O 22
I meant cheap as in quality not value.
kandi_kid69 15
24- Wild AND entertaining imagination. :)
fuckmebutdontfml 16
"life is but a dream, dreams are just dreams"
TheEpicMilkMan 13
aw :c come here *opens arms* this is a sad moment but I'll be your friend since I don't have many either tbh and I haven't been with anyone for a long time so I know how it feels so I would like to be there for you c':
gracehi 33
Do you work where I work, OP? My entire command is working 12 hours a day, 7 days this week. And we're not even deployed! But you know what they say, "Hell Sucks Less."
fresh1987 0
I think everyone has those thoughts every now and again
MaddieLynn123 7
I think about that all the time, OP:). But FYL, sorry:(.
uhnevermind 24
I too have found myself pondering the exact same thing.
KatieKupcake4195 9
Perhaps you should find a job that is a wee bit less time consuming, OP.