Transportation: Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next...

SofaKingPretty 26 July 2014, 23:40 Pasadena, United States

Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML

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SofaKingPretty 13

6 August 2014, 19:52

I'm in Cali for the summer and don't really know the bus system so I ended up on the bus (after getting on the wrong one) late at night. As anyone would be, I was very bothered when he sat so close to me. I was already freaked out but what really got my heart pounding was when he whispered that into my ear. But as it turned out, he was partially blind. A woman had gotten on with him at the same stop and he thought I was her. They both apologized for the mistake. I'm just glad he wasn't a psycho.

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Welshite 40

27 July 2014, 14:05

That's your cue to scream. He won't be complaining about your silence after that.

friedpwnadge 25

27 July 2014, 14:07

Touch his leg seductively and slowly bring a knife to his nuts. Chances are, he doesn't want to be a eunuch yet.

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martin8337 36

27 July 2014, 14:51

Switch to an empty seat, although you shouldn't have to, but sometimes to win we have to lose.

False_Stupidity 42

27 July 2014, 22:10

Considering the creep sat next to the OP, i'd assume that the creep is in the aisle seat. This means that OP would have to somehow get past the creep to move seats.