Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML
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I'm in Cali for the summer and don't really know the bus system so I ended up on the bus (after getting on the wrong one) late at night. As anyone would be, I was very bothered when he sat so close to me. I was already freaked out but what really got my heart pounding was when he whispered that into my ear. But as it turned out, he was partially blind. A woman had gotten on with him at the same stop and he thought I was her. They both apologized for the mistake. I'm just glad he wasn't a psycho.
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Welshite 40
That's your cue to scream. He won't be complaining about your silence after that.
friedpwnadge 25
Touch his leg seductively and slowly bring a knife to his nuts. Chances are, he doesn't want to be a eunuch yet.
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dabears1011234 27
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dabears1011234 27
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dabears1011234 27
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sjbartholome 14
Shout back, "You're so creepy!"
Saraishi 25
And that's why you put your bag on the empty seat next to you; most people don't bother to ask you to sit down and move on.
ostfaiz 18
can't say what he was expecting you to react but it does not seems creepy, now depends upon the intensity
billiejoeinabox 7
what
_heavenlysasa 16
I remember when I was on the bus and this man got on and he sat across from me and started giving me a blank stare. #creepyasfuck
ostfaiz 18
finally you tweeted!
TheEmoSuperman 16
You should have spoken up and said "only because I was waiting for you to start" in a creepy voice
xoteeshaox 22
no, this implies consent to sex, in which case rape would be off the table due to op's "consent"
kysier 8
Should have replied: "It's because I'm trying to decide what dress to make with your skin.. it's so smooth...so.........Smoooooth....."
orsombre_fml 11
That's a good one :-)
dabears1011234 27
Or knock him the **** out.
DogeMan 14
I would start complaining that he is ruining the bus ride stand up and demand to get off lol
Sassie8810 9
Demand to get off? Why should OP have to do that before they reach their destination?
msunique_me 13
Creeper alert!!