Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML
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I'm in Cali for the summer and don't really know the bus system so I ended up on the bus (after getting on the wrong one) late at night. As anyone would be, I was very bothered when he sat so close to me. I was already freaked out but what really got my heart pounding was when he whispered that into my ear. But as it turned out, he was partially blind. A woman had gotten on with him at the same stop and he thought I was her. They both apologized for the mistake. I'm just glad he wasn't a psycho.
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Welshite 40
That's your cue to scream. He won't be complaining about your silence after that.
friedpwnadge 25
Touch his leg seductively and slowly bring a knife to his nuts. Chances are, he doesn't want to be a eunuch yet.
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Comments (104)
worldclassrager 41
Does that bother you? Is a good ice breaker then it could make him probably shut up
kenzie_gauche 12
RE-JE-CT- ED rejected what what rejected
Matt270 4
you should change the body spray you are using !
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Awkward
TechnoKitten 17
This one needs a follow up!
ghostsoul21 12
Really? I've hard that happen all the time.. I mean it's really uncomfortable and stuff, but that's not that uncommon where I'm from.. Maybe the people here are just more touchy feely haha
TheCitizens96 28
I know a person who had that happen except the guy told her that she had really soft legs and tried to stroke them.... Some people are really awkward and creepy.
TiiBags 15
Holy mother of God, that was horrible #55
haleyxmusic 9
Okay people, this happens a lot. It happens to people all the time. Restraining order wouldn't work, he won't see the guy again anyway. And it was probably just some creepy pedo wanting the "D" if you know what I mean.
littlekellilee 45
If OP was on the inside of the seat, he would have to move to let her out.