Love: Today, both my new boyfriend and my best friend happen to stay... - FML

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By Crappie - 29/07/2016 20:45 - Netherlands

Today, both my new boyfriend and my best friend happen to stay overseas for the next month. They seem to like eachother a lot. Meanwhile, I'm at home sorting my cat into a Hogwarts house. FML

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Bobalobading 2

Sunday 31 July 2016 19:51

They are planning to cheat on u :(

robinXx246 6

Monday 15 August 2016 22:28

if your best friend and boyfriend do anything together, you might need to reevaluate your friendship with this "best" friend cause no matter what a best friend isn't supposed to hurt you, but I hope nothing of the sort happens and they just happen to get along well

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Bobalobading 2

Sunday 31 July 2016 19:51

They are planning to cheat on u :(

swenny_xoxo 18

Wednesday 3 August 2016 19:46

What house is your cat in? Also, please tell me it's name is McGonagall

robinXx246 6

Monday 15 August 2016 22:28

if your best friend and boyfriend do anything together, you might need to reevaluate your friendship with this "best" friend cause no matter what a best friend isn't supposed to hurt you, but I hope nothing of the sort happens and they just happen to get along well

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