Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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JMichael 26
This just goes to show that being "too" careful also has consequences.
nourHERE 15
Don't worry driving will hopefully get easier... strange how he didn't just give you a warning considering you're a new driver
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Comments (112)
grtfuldeadlovr 27
No doubt you were in the left lane and sometimes min speeds are listed on highways. Try to keep that in mind.
JudgeComrade 17
Heavens bless the cops that pull over people that drive too slow. They are my heroes.
flamed22 13
I just stick to cruise control :)
CRol89 1
disrupting the flow of traffic is what is called a moving violation, go with the flow in the future
nealatmasfu73 15
it just proves Oogway's statement "One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it." OP you would have got that ticket no-matter what you did. Peace.
Jakestopher 2
you have to be going like 20 under for that to happen so try as you might you weren't doing a great job. also I'd be so pissed if I were behind you for that xD
ETA211 6
Thanks for being a good driver, sorry for all the idiot drivers on the road (and on fml). You should dispute the ticket in court though, if you were really going at or close to the speed limit they can't really ticket you for not speeding.
bamfoozled 10
Are you Asian?
J15237 25
You will get better and adjust with time.