Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
Today, on the first occasion I've seen my boss since her brief leave, I brought up how I got to hear all our customers' heartwarming plans for their moms on Mother's Day. Her mother just died. That's why she was on leave. FML
Today, I heard that one of our customers had passed away. Saddened, I told everyone who came into our shop about his death. Understandably, some customers got very upset and one even fainted. Suddenly, the "dead" man walked into the shop. Turns out I got the name wrong. FML
Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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porcelainkisses 5
Oops? Maybe you should pay a bit more attention at work.
Buttsexpirate 9
"She died" *Haha* "She ordered it fried? How ridiculous" *Haha*
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Comments (110)
MaskedAspen 6
please tell me you're not a psychologist.
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
What are the chances!???
hoonyer 17
Unfortunatley, i can say that this exact same thing happened to me, except that instead of a customer it was a close friend -_-
KaitHud 0
Misheard? More like not paying attention. Asshole.
ast3150 13
Heh heh, i still remember how my mom told to a blind: "See you" xD Don't care about it ppl have their own problems.
ifmlftw 0
me no speak English trololololo
LOLZ11 0
Your from derby! I live near there :) but to be honest, I do that all the time! I laugh and nod, it's the best thing to do. Just unlucky it was a bad story :/ fyl
leadman1989 16
You should have kept laughing but quickly turn it into a sob... with tears and WHYs. I really want to know what had your attention.
Bubblerider 3
Well at least it was their "mum" and not their mom.
TheDarkCynder 2
*facepalm*
Notimetobleed 14
Lol sounds like something the Dudesons would say