Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I saw a man at the gym glancing at me. I went over and said, "Are you ogling me?" kind of low key flirtatiously. He said, "No, I'm working out. Don't flatter yourself." FML
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Top comments
a_bryan 0
So you posted this because you wanted to make yourself feel good, right?
Zarath_fml 0
Wow, poor guy... your a bad person
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Comments (39)
Kyoakuhan 22
Look at OP's name. 'godhatesme'; stop being such a bad person and maybe that will change.
mollyjynxjax 28
Why were you texting at work?
Aligator67 12
You sound like a bitch.
Redvelvet16 11
I feel ya. Awkward but maybe necessary. All these haters can stfu and run crying cuz it more than likely happened to them, too. It's been done to me. I laughed and made fun of myself. I can be my own bully too :P
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I would give him an award for doing that. And you should go to hell.
THEDUDE1553566 24
You are a bad person
alfalfalaffa 17
Name: godhatesme Like you were the victim here... YDI
T1A2Z3 35
"OMG I'm a terrible person and now people who aren't my "friends" know!"
Alex Duca 11
You’re a terrible person.