Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, I was taking out a customer's groceries when he offered me a $5 tip. I told him I couldn't accept, since it's against store policy, but thanked him anyway. He called me an asshole just as my boss was walking to his car, who then yelled at me for it. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I had a customer throw his purchase at me and demand a refund after I told him that, due to the national change shortage, I couldn't give him his 38 cents. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML
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Top comments
Numeral 4
Should have gave a fake number...
ruthchun92 2
atleast he didnt stiff the bill, you got some sort of a tip, and you didnt give your number to what seems like a real ass hole.
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Comments (65)
thelunaverse2011 0
You should of gave him a fake number.
ljpostelnick 0
what a tool
Ctwebsyter 0
Should've given him the rejection hotline number
GratteKi 2
That's what the rejection hotline is for!!
allyouneedis9 7
0.07 is not used to being rejected. I'm pretty sure MI6's golden boy's day was ruined by your denial.
madeoftinystars 0
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But here's my number so call me maybe. I had to.
DJP0N3 0
Because you apsolutely HAAAAAAve to get a tip from every customer especially the ones who got pissed at you? An angry customer is a non-paying customer
moemoney8888 7
Look I made the comments 69 thumbs up?
julian__91 3
It's guys like this that make it difficult for girls to decline giving their number. So when you actually call them, they never respond -_-