Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML
Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML
Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Ligerie 0
That is really gross that someone would actually make a sign like that. Sorry they thought it was you. =[
emzmcgee 0
I feel guilty for laughing at that...but goddamn that's hilarious
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machete_fml 0
YDI for working at Walmart
iFruit 0
I can't stand it when people say this, but I have to: Pics or it didn't happen.
dudemitch 0
anon is everywhere
sarahh190_ 0
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/19815/Hide+And+Seek+World+Champs/ It happened apparently.
thingymajig 0
wait, if that was the sign, then it really wasn't doing THAT much damage. it wasn't even covering the "lost kids" sign
catherinee_ 0
that probably wasn't the real sign, because if the OP had chased him out, then went back and took the sign down, there probably wouldn't have been much time for someone to take the picture. Unless someone like walked in with their camera ready, waiting for Wal-mart drama to happen.
saa994 0
If I told you that I took my dog out for a walk yesterday, would you say, "Pics or it didn't happen"? Sorry, but I doubt that the guy would have taken a picture in the middle of everything just to post it on FML. Grow up.
itissoyourfault 0
As terrible as that is is, it's fricking hillarious! But that's really too bad that people thatyou had put up the sign.
MonkeyFeathers 0
that sucks but why didn't you just explain and throw the sign in the garbage to show people that it wasn't you? But as people have commented before... It is funny. hahaha. But yes, your life sucks. But the sign was really funny that dude was clever. But you did do the right thing. FYL
MonkeyFeathers 0
i agree
cramazing 0
i dont get it
Flounder 2
YDI for making him leave. You should have left it, Boring.
Gavik 0
loltrolled
RAMBabyyy 0
Actually #38, it wasn't sarcasm, so **** off.
kukopia 0
FAIL You work at WallyWorld, ie. deal with the mouthbreathers daily and this is the FML you come up with?!?!? So the herd of sweaties jumped to a momentary mis-conclusion.... big deal. Y AA WWW NNNN Take down the fricken sign and tear it up in front of them. You'd be their hero. Until the next blue-light-special.
Bostonian3352 0
Wow smartass he doesn't work at Wal-Mart or else he would've just told management and such. Smart one you are.
iTunesAddict 0
Blue light specials are Kmart, arent they? And I honestly don't understand why WalMart has such a bad rep. They don't unionize because it would drive the prices sky high, and there would be no way for the employees to have any say about their jobs. It's a perfectly respectable place to work.