Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML
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quickit 24
Hey you guys it's OP. Reading some of the comments have made me laugh a lot! But allow me to shed some light on the situation. So I was just entering into my third week of working at Mc Donald's when this happened. An old woman noticed the two teens go into the play structure and reported it to us. We have a strict policy that children over the age of twelve aren't allowed into the play place. Part of that reason is due to size. Anyways after trying to convince the kids to come out my manager told me to go up there and get them out. I could barely fit into the structure but they came out shortly after. It ended with both of them being banned from that restaurant and their parents being called to pick them up. I'm only working there part time because I am a student but I hope I don't have to do anything too crazy like this again.
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ComoEsJuan 24
Just trying to get a McHandJob.
JadeWinter 16
Those damn young whipper snappers!
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Comments (109)
fiercefireball0_ 5
wow sucks for u
Azang7 14
Well did they cum down?
thewife5 19
I'm not sure why you're getting thumbed down. I giggled.
brook823 24
I bet they were loving it
Lazy_B_ 11
I feel bad for any kids in the play area they must be traumatized.
itssoratchet 10
been there done that
cookies2228 3
your name matches what you said quite well
godspeedkills 8
OP with the cockblock!
23lf 16
Why would you do that? Idk about you guys, but I like having sex in private.
iwadasn 33
Not to mention getting caught having sex in a room full of children will most likely get you on the sex offender list.
jazman195 20
Some people like the thrill of doing it in a public place. Albeit McDonald's was definitely NOT the right public place. But the adrenaline one might experience from having some fun in, say, a ferris wheel when you're stuck at the top... Exhilarating! And am I saying this from personal experience? Possibly.
jbombdighetty 11
yeah OP. Why would you do that? They like having sex in private. just leave them alone.
cookies2228 3
technically they weren't having sex but i see you're point
ichat21 9
Ironic that there's a McDonald's ad right below this FML
TypoFairy 20
They know!
RedPillSucks 33
remind them that kids puke and poop in those places
captainsmegma 12
Good thing you stopped them before he mounted her mcmuffin and left special sauce all over playland.
cookies2228 3
lol, that's hilarious