Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I went to my doctor to get my x-ray results. Turns out, I have a fractured spine and a chip of my spine has moved. Now I'm in a neck brace because my dad didn't think it was serious, and told me to "suck it up princess." FML
Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I was giving a tour for parents who wanted to send their kids to our school. One of the parents had a kid on crutches with what appeared to be a broken leg, so I asked him how he broke it. He replied, "I was born like this." FML
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Liamj774 36
You should've asked her "Wood you knot?" That'll get her to shut up
Tripartita 45
Might as well make the most of it and loudly state in a monotone voice, "USER #192088X HAS LAUNCHED REQUEST FOR A QUERY."
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Comments (35)
trucker2 33
Well if you like the girl you could always tell her you threw your back out while carpet munching
Kitouran 30
I think that would only increase the intensity of the look.
msmedieval 11
Were you wearing the brace under your clothes? Because that could explain her bewildered expression. If she didn't know you had one on, you can't blame her for being surprised.
average0123 5
Should've screamed out in agony and caused a scene
ilanie04 16
You should have turned around slowly. look her right in the eyes then cry loudly, then say "I'm good now, what do you want"
Beeboopbeep 9
She'll probably forget, but better not jinx it. *knocks on wood*
ryan9395 12
Just turn around and say "don't worry, I'll be a real boy soon"
ashbaby16 3
I've been there. Once people find out you have one, they never stop knocking on you.
kyohei 1
put a doorbell on your back
futbalr 3
the aluminum monster for those who get the reference
krpki 5
**** her dad ... it's how I deal with my rivals