Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
What is going on?
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Assumptions
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML
Wrong target
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Drunk with power
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
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lala102092 0
HAH i think you go to my school! i was taking a test and someone was talking about this outside! ahahahahha! omg i need to tell me buddies at school tmr! FYL!!!
georgia_fml 0
No way. My friend was telling me about this. Auckland right?
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WTFIWWP 0
solution: close the window stupid for a teacher
ironwords 8
they could have been close and talking loud
staciieee_x3 0
LOL this isnt an FML, tbh. these things happen. they are natural, my friends & i would've just LOL`d tbh. harden up man, worse things have happened :P
Jdenenny 0
I completely agree, how did this make it to FML?
allylalala 0
really? haha i kind of think this sucks, cuz they're still in school....i mean girls talk about it to each other but it gets awkward when its like a TEACHER and a bunch of high school guys listening in as well?
hugzandkisses666 0
they're supposed to be funny things..not all devastating true fml stuff..why do people always ask, "why is this an fml?"
typohater 0
Who WAS trying...
SimpleSimon 0
Nobody likes a smartass, especially one who's not technically correct. Although the class function as a unit, the test was presumably given to them to complete as individuals, suggesting that their efforts would not be not cohesive, in which case 'were' is completely acceptable.
SimpleSimon 0
That double negative in my post was caused by mid-sentence editing, before you come out with any more would-be intellectual crap.
Ox_Baker 0
I noticed this, too. It's a difference between American and British English. In America, we usually make collective nouns singular, even if the group isn't acting as a whole, with the only holdover being the word "jury," because lawyers, as disreputable as they are, usually manage to have passable grammar. One might suppose that this grammatical difference stems from the American lack of the ethnic identity which defines England. Hence, the American flags, the "we vs. them" mentality (Yes, "It's we against them," is the proper sentence, not, "It's us against them"), the neo-liberal "Captain Kirk" foreign policy, the singular collective nouns... In short, we are a nation of men and women who were picked on as kids, who want to take out our angst on other nations. We try to hide this. When people point out that Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11 OR weapons of mass destruction, we say, "Well, at least there's the $21,000,000,000,000 worth of oil," but that isn't it either - we'll never get that oil. We're bankrupting our nation because we feel alone and unloved - as a plural collective noun, of course. But we'd never admit it.
Horsegal 0
Okay, what does all of that have to do with GRAMMAR? Your post makes no sense whatsoever to me, it just sounds like a rant on the United States government. OP- Couldn't she just shut the window? Or were you really talking THAT loud?
kittydidit 0
This is FML not CNN.
jimbob00 0
i guess they were trying to finish the test in their irregular period
milgalo 0
Your comment gave just as much insight as theirs. ;] Haha, I'm sorry about that. Don't talk around classrooms, i guess? I would've just laughed, because they're true [while kinda gross...]. Most girls have an irregular period and unshaven legs when they're younger. ;]
typohater 0
Also there should be a comma after school.
MidoAlhajji 0
shit, fyl!
Tashaxox 0
Lol #6 FTW
MelKel 0
#18: Also, there should be a comma after your use of 'also'
suadelaaa 0
It's winter in NZ, (and a particularly cold one.) That teacher should be fired for child abuse for having the windows open.
milgalo 0
I think you're overreacting. The heater was probably on the whole day and it was really hot. "sue them for this! that! no, that too!" God, I hate that mentality. :|
Amyp4Horses 5
New Zealands not THAT cold. I live there the coldest it usually gets on winter days in Auckland is usually 5 degrees if not warmer..
24788 7
That would be a horrible distraction during a test.