Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
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lala102092 0
HAH i think you go to my school! i was taking a test and someone was talking about this outside! ahahahahha! omg i need to tell me buddies at school tmr! FYL!!!
georgia_fml 0
No way. My friend was telling me about this. Auckland right?
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AnaDoll 0
I'm assuming you go to a year round school O-o
xgogreen 0
uhh, summer school?
MissBunnyfufu 0
It is annoying when people are talking outside of the window loudly, while people are trying to concentrate on taking an important timed test. In my case, it was a final, and I cold hear my roommate (who has barely any volume control and does not know what whispering is) laughing obnoxiously and conversing loudly outside, while I was taking my final on the second floor. I wanted to yell, "Shut up, xxxxxxxx!!!!" but I refrained. If you were loud YDI * 1000 since most people do not want to hear about that stuff. Sounds nasty. And hello... people were trying to take a test. Rude. lol I'm a nerd, yes.
_LimeGreen_ 0
HAHAHAHAHAHhaa
nevergoneforever 0
hahaha! i am so sorry, because i have totally been there! only, i was in a library. Everybody heard me, i was talking rather loud....
scanraddler 0
this exact same thing happened to me at my school(in Auckland) a few years ago except i was talking to my friends about the best way to burgle houses and how we fantasied about committing violent crimes on strangers on the street.
lucksnothear1 0
Just shows.....never talk about that at school...NEVER
frozenpandaman 0
above?
QuestionMySanity 0
The person who wrote this is in New Zealand. For those who don't know, the seasons are different in the southern hemisphere then they are in the Northern. At the moment, it's winter, so school is still in. Summer is over Christmas, so our break is then. But I also don't think this should be a FML, tis more a, oops my bad...
X_totallysucks_X 0
They need a 'laugh your ass off' button!! XDDDDD Either way, it's better than being caught stoned and while sitting in front of the classroom. It happened at my school once. It served as good entertainment for the class. XD
heeydominiquee 0
Hahaha seriously, my advice to you is don't talk about that in public.