Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, asking him to meet me when he finished work. Paranoid as he is, he took this to mean that I wanted to break up with him, and is ghosting me into oblivion. All I wanted was to see him on our 4-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
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Top comments
GhettoWangstuh 0
ouch that sucks bad :( good point at not breaking up with you on ur bday though =O
24788 7
It bites, but at least he tried to be nice about it.
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Comments (118)
mubaki 18
hey, it was my birthday too! :)
Tizianaj 0
I once had a boyfriend break up with me the day before my birthday because, as he said, he "didn't want to spend money on a present if he wasn't going to be dating me." Total douche! Event though he waited until your birthday was technically over, your ex-boyfriend is a douche too for not breaking up in person. Trust me, you're better off without him.
Praesse 0
Well, at least he's considerate. Positivity :)
asmidiske 0
Mine was kind enough to wait a whole week after my birthday, and a whole second week afterward to go out with someone else. I don't have much else to add, except that you're not alone. FYL.
67woody20 0
that freakin sucks hes an asshole my bday is the same day as yours haha but happy bday screw him get someone better and rub it in his face
littlepyro 0
I'm so sorry he must have been a huge jerk anyway
GymnasticsGirl2 0
Well it was nice ofhim to wait until after your bday
glarfnak 0
In all your other fmls you are a boy u liar
Venasaysdie 0
Dumbass. Do you even know what anonymous means? Go read a book.
Topguy 0
OMG favorited and sent to like 10 people haahaha
Dickman16 0
at least he was nice enough 2 do it after ur birthday was over =]