Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, asking him to meet me when he finished work. Paranoid as he is, he took this to mean that I wanted to break up with him, and is ghosting me into oblivion. All I wanted was to see him on our 4-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
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Top comments
GhettoWangstuh 0
ouch that sucks bad :( good point at not breaking up with you on ur bday though =O
24788 7
It bites, but at least he tried to be nice about it.
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Comments (118)
Skepticaalx 11
i guess was kind of him not to break the news on your b'day? but he could've at least done it in person!
sneakymcpothead 0
Straight up thats a real man right there don't ever hurt a girl on her birthday !
imHighoffLife 0
This sucks ass but it's kinda sweet how he didn't wanna do it on ur bday :/ fyl tho
newburton13 26
At least he had the decency to wait.
rachie434 8
What an ass u deserve better
elizacandle 29
well at least he was a tad considerate....
BethanyHills 10
That was actually kinda nice of him to not break up with you on your birthday. Cheer up OP! And happy birthday.
BardhTheUnicorn 7
at least his intentions were good
acanedo 17
I'm sorry about that. But aww that was sweet and thoughtful of him to be considerate of your birthday at least.
magickiss87 22
At least he was kind enough to wait out the birthday entirely. My sister, who had since gotten married) used to loathe her birthday bc each year she had a boyfriend near her birthday, they'd almost always dump her on her birthday instead of day before or day after. It's a shitty feeling.