Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, asking him to meet me when he finished work. Paranoid as he is, he took this to mean that I wanted to break up with him, and is ghosting me into oblivion. All I wanted was to see him on our 4-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
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Top comments
GhettoWangstuh 0
ouch that sucks bad :( good point at not breaking up with you on ur bday though =O
24788 7
It bites, but at least he tried to be nice about it.
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Comments (118)
blueforyou 0
thats actually cute that he woke up at 12 to do that
shaPOW 0
Eh, breakups happen. It was nice of him to wait until after your birthday.
mxf06 0
aw that was nice of him
AverageLive 0
Same thing happened to me, except it was on New Year's Eve. Sorry about your boyfriend.
jessxoxo28 5
awww, im sorry that was so mean, wat an ass
candyapple1 0
at least he had the decency to wait till u were broken up. true he could have waited a few hours longer, bt atleast he didnt break up with u on ur birthday
blondemoment 0
whatever, your ex is considerate (kinda) because he wanted you to have a decent Bday. FML it is NOT
kellster 2
What an asshole. :( I'm so sorry!
Eoam 0
That really sucks Also there is no full stop or anything at the end before FML
teehee520 0
At least he was somewhat considerate in his timing...