Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, asking him to meet me when he finished work. Paranoid as he is, he took this to mean that I wanted to break up with him, and is ghosting me into oblivion. All I wanted was to see him on our 4-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
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Top comments
GhettoWangstuh 0
ouch that sucks bad :( good point at not breaking up with you on ur bday though =O
24788 7
It bites, but at least he tried to be nice about it.
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Comments (118)
boatiebanter 0
So you were dating someone who suddenly decided sometime on your birthday that they needed to break up with you ASAP, and couldn't even wait until the next time they saw you to do it in person? ...Why were you dating this guy again?
mutant_zebra 0
at least he let you enjoy your birthday :)
youaresofucked 0
well that WAS very considerate.. but ouch.
madasahatter 0
YDI because this story is lame. The point of this website is to be funny, not to be some stupid sob story about your shitty life.
Zero2Sixty 0
this is like every other story , a stupid break up happens , so what. it's not "FML" worthy , FYL .
kissesinbetween 0
Poor you! You'll find someone better honey. #2 why she deserve it? You should get ur ass kick one day.
Yugaboo 0
I was about to say at least he was kinda nice about it
fable228 0
hahahahahWAHahahahahah
Fanoodle 0
TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP?......
makeitglow 0
lol @ 40 you don't text message breakup!