Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML
Today, I told my dad that I'm pregnant. He shook his head and said, sadly, "What a waste. You're way too young to throw your life away like this." Silly me; I was worried that at 46 I might be too old for this. FML
Today, my mom is in hysterics, all because I told her I don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm 16. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML
Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt asked me if I was seeing anyone special. In a tired and sarcastic tone, I jokingly said, “I’m actually getting married next month!” The room went silent, then some of them cheered. I had to explain I was kidding, but now they’re looking forward to a wedding I didn’t agree to. FML
Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
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Cin_fml 0
Please please PLEASE don't listen to them >.< Be a responsible human being first and foremost. What other people think doesn't amount to a grain of sand, especially when they're so clearly wrong.
bogg_fml 0
Wow..
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Comments (194)
Jakojan 4
do me a favor? tell them to get out of the 1500's...
pwndhahafyl 0
shes being punished for not being an irrisponsible and impure girl? she has good morals, her family should be gratefull
brieanna101 0
same in mine!!
lidomissmango 0
I wish my parents were like that
alice9684 0
ha my family would kill me if I got pregnant at 16
MeganCello 8
I have an ex-friend who is barely 13 years old (I'll be 14 years old on November 11th) and she's pregnant with her first child. Her family is ecstatic.
logo79 0
Thats an awesome birthday! Screw you Germany!!!!! Veteren's(Armistice) Day
xNephilim 19
Most people are really happy about any pregnancy in the family once they get past the shock... And... Inappropriateness, for a lack of a better word.
mrmerino 0
redneck, please
luvyah 0
lucky!!!!! I'm 15 and prego... if my parents find out I'm dead my dad will probably abuse me nd send me away
gohogs518 4
You're a complete moron. Dear god I hope you gave it up for adoption. Get on birth control. Dumb ass
felisdomestica 2
oh, the horror of having that kind of family! i thought the story about extended family and relatives who keep bugging married couple to have children when they don't want to is annoying enough
logo79 0
GET IT!!!!! =====D {}