Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
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Top comments
alextheguineapig 0
you shouted f*** in a class? even more reason you're stupid
Kiyoha 0
How can you get a negative grade???
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Comments (84)
RebelYell14 4
proof positive that jackasses with poor vocabulary skills aren't so great in math, either. YDI
1happydog 0
Thats bullshit. There is no school on Sunday and a NY teacher would slap the shit out of you for talking like that. TOTAL BULLSHIT. GET A LIFE.
PlasmaVirus 4
Oh, you're so awesome.
Anglwrfish 17
Congratulations, I bet you're proud of yourself. Haha.
Java6Nerd 10
Hu? Every test I've ever seen in my life gives you zero per wrong answer. How do you get negative unless you just drew a penis on every page?
chattysoul890 18
you just to test your luck right? dumbass
Splayd 10
Why is everyone so indignant? He was obviously joking. Is it because he used a swear word? Since when did everyone become so prudish? I bet every one of you use profanity in your day-to-day life. Arrogant hypocrites.
lsd_25 8
how did u manage to get a negative, ******? lol
midnightbam 0
Karma is a f****r
Jasminoss22 6
Too bad i couldnt press 'you deserved it' like a 100 times