Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
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Top comments
alextheguineapig 0
you shouted f*** in a class? even more reason you're stupid
Kiyoha 0
How can you get a negative grade???
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Comments (84)
Rsok 0
negative grade?what did u do spell ur name wrong
sparta98 4
I really adore the comments here. There are people on here calling the OP an idiot and then proceed to show that they've managed to fail English class since the first grade. That said, numbers 64 and 80 are the epitome of intelligence, aren't they?
knelson19 0
Calculus is easy stuff, OP. Study next time!
arakay 0
All I can say is LOL
23JAYMONEY23 0
Sounds like your the f**ker who needs to keep his dumbass mouth shut.
Syb3rStrife 2
Lmao, reminds me of a guy I knew in 7th grade. He got a -21% on his science test. How? He spelled his name wrong, wrote down the wrong class name (math I think was what he put XD), and drew a picture of a cow for an answer on one of the only questions he actually decided to answer. Dude made straight F's throughout grade school and somehow manages to make it to High School. Don't know where he's at now though. XD
ScreamMeALuvSong 2
How do you get a negative on a test? o_O
awesomenick100 0
we don't have school on Saturdays in new York...I live here too
Phoenixgirl27 1
Oh boohoo... you acted like an elitist and got served. That's life.
TheLastZombie 3
Lesson learned, I hope.