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Today, as I was putting on sports shoes to get to a job interview in a hurry, a man ran past me and grabbed my formal shoes while shouting, "Ninja!" Try explaining to the guy at the interview why I was wearing sneakers with a skirt suit. FML

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Surprised you even saw the ninja.

TheKingKen 22

Clearly, he's not a real ninja. Real ninjas would've left you standing there, wondering where your shoes went

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Well the 10th Doctor wears converse with everything including a tux and his suit.

Don't forget the blue-and-red 3D glasses!

Indeed.

But not a bow tie. Bow ties are cool.

foreverhappy98 10

Well, that's a first! But I hope the interviewer understands!

Ninja attack.....

Next time put the shoes on before you leave your place. Or leave early enough that you don't have to change shoes to "hurry" to an interview.

Chances are, the smart shoes were heels and if you're walking you can't go too quickly in heels, also I doubt they wanted to turn up with aching feet.

My thoughts exactly #26 Why is someone changing their shoes in the streets?

That's the thing about first impressions, you only get one. Hopefully OPs also a wordsmith and is able to turn that into something positive.

I'd believe you… maybe not the "Ninja" part, but I'd believe you.

Ooh that must suck hope the guy understood

ahippienamedrae 10

Shoulda karate chopped him like a real ninja.

all you need is "everybody was kung fu fighiting" theme music to play him off into the sunset. fyl. ninja thief is still a bad thief and shoes are expensive!

On the bright side, the interviewer won't forget you, best of luck getting the job!