Today, as I was on the couch taking a nap, it started violently shaking. I panicked and chased my family outside, convinced it was an earthquake. It was just the cat trapped inside the couch. FML
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murrrrf 12
OP Captain is pushing 25 lbs. he's a big cat. And is very violent when he's scared. Also he likes to hide in odd places. So the recling couch is his favorite fort. The rest of you, I'm Not explaining shit. I
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ThatTennisKid14 13
How in the world did the cat get in the couch?
MrConcise 35
Uhm...do you have more to say?
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TwentyFourBeerz 18
Haha you didn't hear the cat yelling & screaming ?
MarshallBlaire 14
wait, your cats can yell and scream?
ExcitingChives 10
You...aren't supposed to go outside in an earthquake....
MarshallBlaire 14
old house falling on top of me or go outside... I would go outside.
nikkiluvzglen 16
How does that even happen?
murrrrf 12
It's just one story of the string if FML moments my life is made of.
uselessfag 18
I thought you weren't supposed to go outside in the event of an earthquake?
murrrrf 12
I'm not from Missouri, I'm in Illinois. The location is waaayyy wrong. I'm actually about 3 hours away from Missouri.
Girher 6
Coincidentally, when there was an earthquake a few years ago, I thought it was just my cat under the bed!
Amo1216 19
OP, not to be asking too personal of a question, but what part of Illinois are you from?
murrrrf 12
South. Way down where there's more ears of corn than there are people
Amo1216 19
Oh okay, that makes more sense for an earthquake with some major plates down there. Here in the central part there isn't much worry for the earthquakes. Good thing to be prepared though!
murrrrf 12
Yeah, last big earthquake we had was in 2008 and I'm still skittish. It happened at four am and our house is built on 55gal drums so it was louder and shakier than it should have been
iyalol22 8
Poor cat
mumbles246 3
Why would you go outside during an earthquake?
Llama_Face89 34
Why the hell would you go OUTSIDE if you thought it was an earthquake?!