Today, as I was on the couch taking a nap, it started violently shaking. I panicked and chased my family outside, convinced it was an earthquake. It was just the cat trapped inside the couch. FML
murrrrf
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murrrrf 12
OP Captain is pushing 25 lbs. he's a big cat. And is very violent when he's scared. Also he likes to hide in odd places. So the recling couch is his favorite fort. The rest of you, I'm Not explaining shit. I
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ThatTennisKid14 13
How in the world did the cat get in the couch?
MrConcise 35
Uhm...do you have more to say?
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WaterBui 9
It was a little too quick of a conclusion, should made sure before you assumed it was an earthquake
Jumbabaginji 15
That must be one really fat cat...
kenyalovesarah 11
one hell of a wakeup call
gracehi 33
Here's the cat, trying to give you a relaxing massage, and you throw a fit. Really, OP, you should be more grateful. People pay a lot of money for vibrating furniture. And all most cat owners get as gifts from their furry friend is a dismembered rodent.
JoshTheTacoMan 19
If you thought it was an earthquake why the heck would you chase your family outside?!?
gracehi 33
Apparently the thing to do in an earthquake is to go outside. I don't know why, because I've never lived along a fault line. But perhaps one of our Californian friends can answer this question for us?
RedPillSucks 33
To avoid the house collapsing on top of them
Fraggled 5
Growing up in CA we always stood in doorways in the house during earthquakes.
chinaski7628 32
Going outside can be dangerous in case a power line goes down or any structures fall. It's best just to get under a table or move away from the walls and protect your head. To be honest, most of the time they're over before you can really think out a plan of action.
Godsofdracos 15
I've actually lived in a community with underground cables. If there was an earthquake outside would've been the safest place.
LifeMD 14
30 is right, it's best to stay put and not go outside or move for that matter, things could fall on you and you could be injured. Also, a doorway is one of the worst places to be in an earthquake.
heyithinkyourhot 12
Woooow
_spacekid 11
Poor kitty.. But that sounds like something I would do, when you're asleep you really don't think twice about anything. So I see why OP thought it was a earthquake..
UmmOkThen 31
You didn't notice that the rest of the house was entirely still? Really?
therealjc_fml 14
I don't live where you experience earthquakes but in the event of one are you supposed to gather your family and run outside?
murrrrf 12
Yes. That's what they advise around here. Most of the houses and buildings are extremely old and there is a lot of open spaces to go where nothing can fall on you.
kmccain 27
What we were taught in school in Southern California is to go under a large piece of furniture and get away from any windows. But in reality, most earthquakes were over before anyone could react.
avalon24 18
I live in the area of the New Madrid fault line, I've never heard of anywhere being taught to go outside during an earthquake.
chinaski7628 32
I find it incredibly odd anyone would think going outside during an earthquake was safe. But I've got 30 odd years of earthquake preparedness drummed into my head curtesy of the state of California, so maybe it's different for those who don't live on an active fault line.
chinaski7628 32
This was driving me crazy, so I googled it-- the state of California earthquake preparedness website states that if you are indoors, remain indoors and move away from windows. If you are outside, remain outside and move away from structures, power lines and trees. You are not supposed to actually move through any structure during an earthquake.
sweetbliss3 37
I never laugh out loud on fml posts. so thank you for that. on another note, I'm glad it wasn't an earthquake, and I hope your cat is okay now.