anonymous
United States
Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Ew, brother!
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
no one
Crucial information
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
sierraisfucked
United States
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Female Struggles
Denver, United States
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
embaressed
United States
Classy
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
hater
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Anonymous
OK then…
Today, in a grocery store, the cashier asked if we found everything OK. Before I could answer, my kid said, “Mom says the shop smells like poor people.” I don’t even remember saying that, but judging by the cashier’s face it must be a family business. FML
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DrMario_ 16
Nothing wrong with McDonald's >:(
BadApple88 29
All you have to do is prove her wrong
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Comments (50)
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
Tell her not to worry, you'll be as supportive to her as she was to you. Then offer to take her a happy meal the one time you visit her inevitable nursing home each year.
WCARlover 35
Nothing like proving a bitchy person wrong for motivation...sorry that bitch happened to be your mom, though
Gabilliam 19
There's nothing wrong with working at McDonald's. A job is what you make of it, and working in fast food isn't below anybody. I work at McDonald's, it's really not a half bad place to work.
myeverydaymylife 21
Apply cold water to that burn... But really, working at McDonalds as the manager of the store isn't half that bad. She never specified what job you would be doing =P Don't lose heart!
MidnaLink 35
I agree with anyone who calls Momma a bitch!
liza1922 7
Is it? If you have been doing everything your capable of to ensure a successful future for yourself, then your mom is being an ass. If you've been coasting through life without working at it, then she is just being realistic.
82681 25
You prove her wrong OP! You can be whoever you want to be.
Colon_Man 17
Ask mom if she is planning to make burgers out of you. Could be a double type question.
Audem_fml 27
Epic mom !
Death69 24
Bitch! At least you'll be working OP. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with THAT.