anonymous
United States
Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Ew, brother!
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
no one
Crucial information
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
sierraisfucked
United States
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Female Struggles
Denver, United States
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
embaressed
United States
Classy
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
hater
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Anonymous
OK then…
Today, in a grocery store, the cashier asked if we found everything OK. Before I could answer, my kid said, “Mom says the shop smells like poor people.” I don’t even remember saying that, but judging by the cashier’s face it must be a family business. FML
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DrMario_ 16
Nothing wrong with McDonald's >:(
BadApple88 29
All you have to do is prove her wrong
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Comments (50)
princesslyc 3
did it smell good
kandysnow 18
What's wrong with working in the fast food industry?
hannahneedles 11
Your mom is a legend! Lololol
QueenB259 1
??????
Epickitty58 29
"What does? Owning a fast food franchise and getting free Big Macs for lunch everyday?"
VancouverGuy89 9
I hope that was a joke op if not then time to prove her wrong
megadki14 6
better to work at McDonald's than to live with her.
donutcallmethat 16
That's an awful thing even to joke about to your child.
Kill Me Please!!! 9
that's just mean....... what an asshole
1gullible_bugger 34
you sure it's just McDonald's, but a good McDonald's franchise can make well over 2 million dollars a year. open up your own business and prove her wrong and right at the same time.