Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML
Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
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clopez2 0
Aweeee I'd smash my friend's face till they paid for it
Bryan_Z 0
ignore the troll, #2. Tell your friend to pay for it.
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Comments (146)
GrapefruitZoe 0
It's okay, they sorta have to pay for it now.
wowfmlife 0
Haha I modded this one Stinks for you but so funny for your friends...and us
RollrcoasterDude 0
That sucks. I'd make them pay for it.
allmidnighteyes 11
#41, don't saran wrap their doors, saran wrap/duct tape them to their bed when they pass out and prop the bed up against the wall.
shostakovich 0
Here's my advice: as long as the machine wasn't on, and as long as you hadn't turned it on since, I'd remove all the important components from the machine (battery, RAM, hard disk, etc etc etc) and let each device dry for at least 3 days or so. Then after that, MAYBE you could turn it on after reassembly. Also, check up on your warranty. If you have to pay for repair, make your "friends" pay for it.
barca09 0
900 for a laptop is cheap. good thing for u ur laptop is clearly a piece of shit
BreakingCoil 0
I'd make them pay for a new one.
ItsTheKanninbal 0
:/
wolfy_fml 5
$900 isn't "cheap" for a laptop guys. XD Mine was pretty inexpensive. It is awesome and (including a wireless mouse and carrying pouch) it cost just over $700 or so.
allmidnighteyes 11
#48, $900 is still a hefty sum of money. If it works for the OP, it works. It doesn't need to be some super laptop with a super-processor, 8GB of RAM, 1GB of video card RAM with super 3D graphics, and a 1TB hard drive to consider buying. STFU.