Today, an aunt that I'd had a massive falling out with passed away. My entire extended family refuses to speak to me, because they think I "had something to do with it". I live several hundred miles from her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my aunt told me that I'm dead to her now and not to visit them ever again. Why? She found out that I'm pro-choice. FML
Today, I ran into my aunt I hadn’t seen since I was a child. My mom told me she took off and stopped speaking to everyone. After lunch, I asked her why she left. She said our whole family ostracized her for aborting her abusive husband’s baby and divorcing him instead of "making it work." FML
Today, my parents cut ties with me because I refused to drop out of college and move five states away with them for a "fresh start" after the deaths of my siblings. I basically lost my whole family in the span of just two months. FML
Today, my distant relatives found out that I had turned down an inheritance from my long estranged father. I didn't feel it was right so I asked the lawyer to make it a donation to WFP. Relatives I'd never met and some I didn't even know about are now all over my socials about how I "insulted the memory" of their uncle. FML
Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML
Today, I reunited with my mother and my sisters after a long time. I actually walked out of the reunion, too, after I drove 800 km away, only to find out that they're fighting over my late father's inheritance. I had vanished from my family because they were always possessive and crawling up my ass every time. FML
Today, none of my family was at home. Turns out my one of my aunts was having a birthday party and all my relatives went, but nobody told me because they don’t like me coming around. FML
Today, I inherited a lot of money from a great aunt that I had forgotten about. Her immediate family are all scumbags who were only after her money, so she willed it to me and my mom to say "fuck you" to them from beyond the grave. Now I keep getting threatening phone calls. Thanks auntie. FML
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, my family is still telling me to "get over" the death of my great aunt. The great aunt who always gave the most wonderful birthday gifts, and was overall one of the most pleasant people I've ever met, and I'm NOT allowed to be sad that she's gone. Did I mention she died on my birthday? FML
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Twisted107 4
your family are retards
Zodaicz 4
How do you know they didn't do it?
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Comments (73)
klong91 7
Don't feel bad their just looking for someone to blame.
kikibisweet 0
Maybe you did. All that stress from the falling out. Your family= Winning
ryanst 7
Do you mean winning winning or Charlie Sheen's winning?
kikibisweet 0
Charlie ^_^
techweed 12
so, did u kill her?? u might as well admit it, cause Morgan, Reid, and Hotch r gonna find out anyway
ILoveEggnog 7
With the help of Garcia.
ForeverYoung1 3
But not Seaver. Never Seaver.
cruforlife 5
nothing is impossible with penelope
khaya 9
Where were you last night, we all know you did it.
boredinnapoleon 0
your family is retarded...like brain-dead retarded...
BadKitty13 28
Sorry to hear that. it's Just Karma. What goes around comes around. Your family is stupid to even accuse you of something as terrible as that. SHAME on them !! they will get theirs too.......
perdix 31
I was going to screw with the OP until I realized that he/she can kill someone from hundreds of miles away with just their mind power. If he/she could waste an aunt over an argument, what would they do to me for making a snide comment? Just don't mess up my beautiful face!
Happygofucky 0
By pretty face you mean your dick, right? I'm pretty sure Perdix would rather live without a face than live without his penis.
Penguinman909 7
no face or no penis? hmmmm... no face. definitely no face...
kimscion 0
your family sucks
1goodboyjames 0
so that's the secret to not have contact with your extended family.....sweet
sweetiffany 0
Depends on how she died.
MissBunny25 0
hehe :) I always enjoy your comments , boners :)
testthecoal 5
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