Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. I did not know how damaging Flappy Bird was to the brain until my friend convinced me to play it, and it's been a downhill road ever since. I literally smashed into the first pipe 40 times in a row, and got more frustrated every time. So I'm supposed to count to ten when I'm feeling "irrational rage" but instead, I just pressed start. (oops...) I threw my phone through a window. The phone is shockingly okay, except it still has Flappy Satan. Yeah, that game is straight from the depths of hell.
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Demonax_fml 8
It's okay! We all hope that bird burns amongst the depths of hell.
ActionFearo 39
Did you at least get a new high score?
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Comments (203)
MomentoMori 23
I feel your pain. Not only am I deprived of food and sleep, I've also lost my dignity playing that game. Smh
Mynamewontfi 40
I'm wondering why Flappy Bird is such a hype atm. Isn't it basically the same as the old helicopter game?
AUShano 15
I never play that game and get angry. I get angry when my five year old nephew plays that game and shames my pathetically low score with his awesomelly high one. Bloody nephews !!!
telli164 30
Screw that game.
capthigh 16
Flappy Bird ruins lives
ckerane 16
its so addictive
xblackoutblondie 5
I don't blame you.. Damn bird!
EffingAnnoying 7
Too bad when they named the game Angry Birds was already taken.
junkman6 22
At least candy crush is based off a decent game, bejeweled. Flappy bird is just like those annoying original computer games, click to keep the bird airborne! Come on man!! That stuff was tedious in the mid 90's!
JMichael 26
No need to snap OP, it's just a game.
ileenefudge 29
It is pure hell in game form