Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out with a girl, I paid for the drinks, and thought everything went well, even though I didn’t make a move, I guess I wanted to take it slow. I texted later to invite her to a private beach next week, only for her to reply that she’s not gonna be available for the next few weeks because her boyfriend is coming to visit. FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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mechwarrior 0
A little in-out eh?
pippysthename00 0
ha, this happened to me on my itouch. i was talking to my friend, and meant to say "hang out" but instead it changed it to "we should go "hang ourselves" on sunday".
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neweralife 0
dude ive done that before. it was to a girl i was seeing as well. she called me a pig and said to stop texting her i explained it all and she felt SILLEYYYY
1215116a 14
I bet you feel silly for spelling silly with an 'e'.
craigahh 0
maybe you should check your T9 next time.
pippysthename00 0
ha, this happened to me on my itouch. i was talking to my friend, and meant to say "hang out" but instead it changed it to "we should go "hang ourselves" on sunday".
suckstobeyou3 0
people who say its just a typo: say the text out loud three times. it makes a totally different phrase with a completely different meaning. *coughcoughinoutisanotherphraseforsexcoughcough* and hahaaa, i've done that before. i was texting one of my friends and t9 word said "wanna in out to the mall on friday?". it was...awkward. but he understood and thought it was pretty funnyy. and i hate how phones do that. i go to type 'me' and it says 'of'; 'if' and it says 'he'; 'dont' and it says 'foot'. just explain it to her, and she'll probably feel like the silly one and laugh it off.
24788 7
Could of explained it or said in and out the fast food joint. It's not much better, but you got ****** over either way.
FFPianoDude 2
i erase my T9 dictionary every now and then :)
helluvagoodride 0
hahahaha this has happened to me too. except i'm a girl, and he's a guy. i asked if he wanted to in out sometime and he won't stop asking if thats gonna happen. i never even ended up going out with him.
HunterFalls13 0
Oh snap ahaha:D
foxer8787 0
Yeah T9 word can get annoying sometimes. Whenever i go to put in the word "walk" it always comes up with my girlfriends ex boyfriends name. Someday thats going to mess up with that xD
iFruit 0
Oh god I hate predictive text even more thsn I did 30 seconds ago.