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Today, after searching everywhere to find out where the funny smell that seemed to follow me everywhere came from, I finally found the sausage that my father had put in my purse. It has been a week. FML

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MisterKnowItAll 15

Breakfast to go.

How do you not notice a sausage in your purse for a whole week? Don't you ever use it?

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Yes, find the sausage is a fun game to play, but not with my dad

Okay but why did he put a sausage in your purse?

This is one of the weirdest Fml I've ever read

ew!!! what a prankster!

That's why you should clean out your purse every few days. Yours was a random rare circumstance I'm sure, maybe keeping your purse away from your dad will end the surprises

The line of dogs following you didn't tip you off?

Why did your father put a sausage inside your purse?