Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
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Courtz08 0
that's disgusting D:
FernandoTorres_fml 0
A hole in the top of your mouth... don't suck so hard next time...
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Sammara 0
Where do you think most organ and tissue donations come from? I know I certainly wouldn't give you the flesh off the roof of my mouth, because I'm alive and still need it. Sucks about the infection, but that has nothing to do with the donor being deceased.
skyeyez9 25
I bet that infection has nasty breath as a side effect. Yuck. At least the tissue wasn't harvested from a 40yr old man's taint. Have a quick recovery.
briannakur 0
well where else are they going to get it from?? your ass?
Jakobem 0
I wonder if it was the butt skin....That would suck to have a dead persons butt In your mouth.. lol
DeservedIt 0
Oh why are people so ignorant? The flesh they transplanted is not dead flesh. If it was they would not be able to use it. It's as good as living flesh, and now your body will maintain it alive. Decomp doesn't happen in 3 minutes you know... Unless maybe if the flesh was dead too long and started decomposing, which caused the infection... But that is highly unlikely, the infection is probably due to the fact they didn't sterilize the flesh or tools properly. Happens all the time. I should know, I'm a surgeon.
tahneee_ 0
YDI for not looking after it with proper hygiene.
Aesiria 0
zombie....?
artfuldodger2666 0
this is why there needs to be a "whoop-di-*******-doo" button on this site.
caro1658 0
thats disgusting!:( im so sorry:( FYL
jxexcxi 0
aww that's gross!!